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Amazing how pretty graphs actually motivate me to move and sleep better. If you have an UP then BE ON MY TEAM.

Amazing how pretty graphs actually motivate me to move and sleep better. If you have an UP then BE ON MY TEAM.

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First challenge of every engineering project: it doesn’t work AT ALL

First challenge of every engineering project: it doesn’t work AT ALL

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Post bi-tri-bursting swell sesh with JJ

Post bi-tri-bursting swell sesh with JJ

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Beergarden with “nASHty” haha

Beergarden with “nASHty” haha

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selection sort in O(3n) what uppp
(vi is not worth it, lacking syntax highlighting and auto-indent)

selection sort in O(3n) what uppp

(vi is not worth it, lacking syntax highlighting and auto-indent)

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Boobs on a plane

So, midflight. Seatbelt sign may or may not have been on. A woman stands up and:

“Excuse me, would you please lean forward?”

“Okay .. ?”

“Well, I’m trying to get my bag from up here and I don’t want to put my boobs in your face.”

FREEZE.

So for all my female readers (and males with imaginations) would you have said this, not lowering your voice at all, and had everyone in the adjacent rows who wasn’t snoring look at your bosom or would you just go for your stuff without acknowledging your lady lumps?

Because personally after that point she became boob lady to me.

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Driving is an art … the car was about 27 mpg when I got it 3 days ago.

Driving is an art … the car was about 27 mpg when I got it 3 days ago.

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“Oh damn look at me using vi and g++ I’m like one of those real nerds!”
not. I wish.

“Oh damn look at me using vi and g++ I’m like one of those real nerds!”

not. I wish.

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It’s time

Next thing I need to do is set up my C++ environments. Will put up with computer until June …

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The year of the snake rolled in with a flash and a rumble around these parts. In other words, it came quickly and dragged the consequences behind it; in other words there is a thunderstorm, but apparently that is not unnatural. Good to celebrate with family. Xin nian kuai le. This is our year, 89ers. Let us do it big.

The year of the snake rolled in with a flash and a rumble around these parts. In other words, it came quickly and dragged the consequences behind it; in other words there is a thunderstorm, but apparently that is not unnatural. Good to celebrate with family. Xin nian kuai le. This is our year, 89ers. Let us do it big.