So, midflight. Seatbelt sign may or may not have been on. A woman stands up and:
“Excuse me, would you please lean forward?”
“Okay .. ?”
“Well, I’m trying to get my bag from up here and I don’t want to put my boobs in your face.”
So for all my female readers (and males with imaginations) would you have said this, not lowering your voice at all, and had everyone in the adjacent rows who wasn’t snoring look at your bosom or would you just go for your stuff without acknowledging your lady lumps?
Because personally after that point she became boob lady to me.
Next thing I need to do is set up my C++ environments. Will put up with computer until June …